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FAQMan's Code of Conduct

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  • Fight ignorance and promote knowledge.
  • Be there for anyone who needs a little help.
  • Examine everything with the deepest scrutiny, and ask questions frequently.
  • Show deviants the way down the path of awesome.
  • Practice stealth and concealment, and if you realize that someone is watching you, thank them.
  • Stay level-headed. Never let your rage show itself... except on those who disregard FAQ #873.
  • Never reveal your secret identity. Your pointy ears and disconnected hands/feet are a bit of a giveaway, but the idea is to never allow your identity to be definitively known.
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FAQMAAAAAN!

This is my entry for the Thou Shalt FAQ! contest. I leave it to other deviants to imagine what FAQMan looks like; I have no skills in superhero costume design.

There are plenty of news articles and journals slamming those who attack the recipients of DDs*, buuut why not throw in a "me, too"? :)

As usual, you're free to use and reuse this under the terms of CC BY-NC-SA, and the source file can be edi-- waaait, this is text I'm submitting. Never mind the "source file" bit. :)

* That one that heavily employs fowl language** sticks out in my mind.

** If you really want to know what I mean by that, do a News search for "rubber ducker".
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